How long of a fall would I need in order for the balloon to slow me enough that I could land safely? The second break came a year after the first and was also a Christmas break before article 77 was released on December 31, 2013. My question is, what would a bowling ball look like if it were blown up to the size of the Earth? Hurricane cos(x) forms a graph of cos(x) along the bottom edge of the map.]] Leaving aside the legal and insurance difficulties, my daughter is keen to know the maximum speed that she could expect to attain, and how many helium balloons would be required. This second article was released on the same day as the first, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. The final six articles in this period were released on four different week days, only two of them with one week apart. People, in other words, have spent a good deal of time coming up with ideas for stopping hurricanes. like with most of the other scenarios, everyone dies. If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? with 64 GB MicroSD cards all full of legally purchased music)? Better to just carry a sign. If we hooked turbines to people exercising in gyms, how much power could we produce? . "As far as I know, there's no serious scientist doing this at all. While we might not have experimented with nukes, the government has tried other ways to stop hurricanes, and even those resulted in some terrible and unforeseeable problems. A fully developed hurricane can release heat energy at a rate of 5 to 20x1013 watts and converts less than 10% of the heat into the mechanical energy of the wind. Granted, the Sun is much bigger, but it is also much further away, and as I learned in high school physics, the gravitational force is proportional to the square of the distance. it would split into many islands and the Netherlands will take over. What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? How hard would a puck have to be shot to be able to knock the goalie himself backwards into the net? THAT number won't fit in the room? After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? During a segment on climate change in the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump's plan for managing hurricanes once included dropping a nuclear weapon in one. of 200-300 miles inland, whichever limit is reached first.. Dispatches from a horrifying alternate universe. It's just a matter of time. If our Twitter timelines (tweets by the people we follow) actually extended off the screen in both directions, how tall would they be? It is just like 'xkcd:volume 0' a compilation of some questions from the website, but half of them are new. So, you're falling from a height above the tallest building in your town, and you don't have a parachute. circumstances, they can be hundreds of feet high near ground zero. This has become known as the Countdown in header text, see all details on that page. Since 2014, there's also a book of the blog. Regardless of the context, Randall tends to take the questions extremely literally and responds seriously to them, even if they are whimsical (such as the Yoda question). They would not be able to pay off the debt, even if they forced humanity to work as slaves. And, for reasons we'll get into, it would be. When I was about 8 years old, shoveling snow on a freezing day in Colorado, I wished that I could be instantly transported to the surface of the Sun, just for a nanosecond, then instantly transported back. ", The elephant in the room here is that, according to a report by Axios (via GQ), while he was president of the United States and the man with his finger on the red button, Donald Trump asked why he couldn't just nuke a hurricane. If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked. Fat: 39 Hey! Ever since J. Robert Oppenheimer headed the discovery of the atomic devices on July 16th 1945--on both sides of the planet, governments the world over have raced to stockpile the most efficient of. With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I? In the memo, one of the eight ideas Freeman discusses is the use of If it lacks a closed circulation it is called a tropical disturbance. They can rip off your roof, knock a tree onto your car, and break all your windows. Or standing in a graphite field? How many molecules of the ink would be used? into the atmosphere, they heat to a glowlike meteorsigniting global The heat release is equivalent. The third two weeks Christmas break, the seventh break in total. As long as you don't touch strange things and you don't swim too close to the fuel rods, it would be just like a regular pool. Would you freeze or suffocate first? But beware of messing with the Texans. that size, nor depths anywhere near that deep. After that there were five more two weeks break, one three week break (before December 11, 2014) and two releases in a row (133-134 towards the end of this period of 136 articles), where the release dates where shifted so the two came out over three weeks' time with about 1.5 weeks between them. It would be a bunch of boulders with some patches of sand. It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly. This site is not under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License like xkcd is. What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? Though he reportedly . If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need? The bubble grows to about a kilometer across in a couple of seconds. From here on standard release day was Tuesday. detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana(s) Trench is the deepest How much physical space does the internet take up? Hurricane Illinois-Has-It-Too-Easy comes from somewhere to the northwest, goes through Illinois, and then back to the northwest. How many bananas would you need to power a house? Are scientists even working on inventing nuclear powered anti-hurricane fans? I just moved into a new apartment. We know that there are more deadly hurricanes now than there used to be, but they don't start out that way. early, and expend most of their energy creating a narrow surf zone on If it feels like there are more hurricanes these days than there were when you were a kid, and that they cause more damage, that's not you looking back on the past with rose-colored glasses. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Never use the Math markup language at the transcript. He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them. And mess they did. While the president was assured they would look into it, obviously this plan never went anywhere. part of the ocean. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. What is the point of stopping a hurricane from doing terrible damage to a relatively small area, if to do so, you spread radioactive material around the globe, affecting unimaginable numbers of people for years to come? Category:Hurricanes - explain xkcd. Honestly, my main motivation is to baffle someone in the distant future, but it's an interesting scientific question: what would happen to my body in orbit over the course of years, decades or centuries? briefly glows the magma of the mantle. It's difficult to envision a practical way of moving that much air around.". Repeat. 2 book, in. But just maybe as a teaser some (one) of the new from the book, might get released Only 17 days under four years after the release of #157, we finally have #158: See more details for breaks in the releases in the table with a list of all the. For example, in the first article, he discusses what would happen if a baseball were pitched at 90% of the speed of light. Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. If it's possible, what would a lunar ("holar"?) What's the worst thing that can happen if you misuse a pressure cooker in an ordinary kitchen? As a writer, I'm wondering what would be the cumulative energy of the hundreds of thousands of keystrokes required to write a novel. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). shooter is at sea level and catcher is up a mountain at the extreme range of the gun. "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". If all the axes were one axe, pressure from that six miles of water overhead causes it to collapse. How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? the continental shelf. For many people, the fact that Donald Trump thought nuking hurricanes would be a good idea automatically means it must be insane. The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway. If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world? The culprit was a comet or Using only pronounceable letter combinations, how long would names have to be to give each star in the universe a unique one word name? 0 618: Asteroid 696: Strip Games 786: Exoplanets 809: Los Alamos . Answer: The International Niagara Committee, the International Niagara Board of Control, the International Joint Commission, the International Niagara Board Working Committee, and probably the Great LakesSt. And there probably isn't a point in having the hurricane police just guess which storms they think will become huge to keep the number of yearly nukes to a more reasonable five or six, especially when they might be wrong every time. effects has not been made. If you carry a penny in your coin tray, how long would it take for that penny to cost you more than a cent in extra gas? Would it be possible for two teams in a tug-o-war to overcome the ultimate tensile strength of an iron rod and pull it apart? Could a high-speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable? blog. All incomplete explanations are here . underwater. If a T-rex were released in New York City, how many humans/day would it need to consume to get its needed calorie intake? kg. After this less orderly period there came a period of 10 weeks in a row with 10 releases starting on January 1, 2015. It turns out that if the waves are very large, they break Later he released a different countdown with comic 2636: What If? Is it possible to build a jetpack using downward firing machine guns? 30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence. The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color? ", "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. What would actually happen? What do we do with this?'". What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place? And that's just one hurricane. How quickly would the ocean's drain if a circular portal 10 meters in radius leading into space was created at the bottom of Challenger Deep, the deepest spot in the ocean? What would be the best way of getting the energy from one to the other? expand into a bubble 70 miles across. Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds? (a 2000 VW Jetta TDI). If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would Liquid helium? How much would the sea level fall if every ship were removed all at once from the Earth's waters? What would happen if I dug straight down, at a speed of 1 foot per second? Most of the tests, however, involved either small bombs or shallow The release date in the archive is the wrong year, saying 2013 instead of 2012. That's. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion. The debris takes [[A bar chart on a sheet of paper labeled "Fuel energy density in Megajoules If the energy released in a tropical disturbance were only 10% of that released in a hurricane, it's still a lot of power, so the hurricane police would need to dim the whole world's lights many times a year. This is neither aerodynamic nor a good idea. In that year (assuming no more comics before February 26 2017), only 8 articles where released including both 147 and this one. No one would get a perfect score. Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. They're so huge, they're so powerful." to rapidly intensify. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License, fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=what_if&oldid=304504. How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud? Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? Values are as follows: This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. During the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump once considered detonating a nuclear device inside of a hurricane to stop it. Just more FAKE NEWS!". What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads? It found that every 10 years for the past four decades, "the likelihood of a hurricane developing into a major one of Category 3 or higher, with sustained winds greater than 110 miles an hour, [increased] by about 8% a decade." I saw a sign at a hot springs tub saying "Caution: Water is hotter than average" with water at about 39C. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). You are in a boat directly over the Mariana Trench. Most of the what if? What if I tried to re-enter the atmosphere in my car? (I don't know why six feetbut that's what he asked.). If you drop a 7kg bowling ball over the side, how long would it take to hit the bottom? Would it do more environmental damage than it is already apparently doing? If they looked at our star right now, what would they see? On the blog, Randall, who has a degree in physics and a strong scientific background, discusses hypothetical physics questions apparently submitted by readers. This is a list of comics featuring Nuclear weapons, nuclear bombs of any kind or mentiong of Nuclear war Randall often makes comics that refers to these kinds of weapons. No, but it does make some really cool patterns. Stopping an asteroid with a laser on the other hand is a lot easier. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. It turns out, you'd need a lot of nukes and a lot of power. Is it possible for a spacecraft to control its reentry in such a way that it avoids the atmospheric compression and thus would not require the expensive (and relatively fragile) heat shield on the outside? A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union (now Russia), possibly increasing the arms race tensions between the two countries. More details. Hurricanes cause destruction in lots of ways, but the big one is wind. It would warm a small patch of the ocean and not do much. Why don't we nuke them? What a great axe that would be! . ' How long would the Sun last if a giant water hose were focused upon it? Instead, it blows a hole in the If all the men were one man, Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? less than an hour to encircle the Earth. Well, sort of. And let if [sic] fall into the great sea, More details.. Hurricane Screw-It-Let's-Just-Trash-Florida-Again comes from the east, starts to curve to the north, and then turns sharply to head straight for Florida and zigzag through it. Probably not. I was absentmindedly stirring a cup of hot tea, when I got to thinking, "aren't I actually adding kinetic energy into this cup?" After two 8 weeks breaks this one waited almost three months. Should the person survive, what would be the number of bouncy balls needed to kill them? What if you were flashing your BIOS during a thunderstorm and you got hit by lightning? No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings and everything else behind. Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity? I jokingly sent him a photo of a parrot holding a pizza slice in its beak. In 2022 the follow up book What If? "Look how much we're paying now to deal with the hurricanes," Biden said. Surely NOAA would tell people to dream big? How long would it take for a single person to fill up an entire swimming pool with their own saliva? And even hurricanes that don't post numbers like those ruin lives. How long would humanity last? What If? And it's not possible anyway, since nukes are not giant, cutting-edge fans. What path would you trace on the Earth? It's the winds that need to be slowed down to stop a hurricane, and nukes would be laughably ineffective at it. Nuking Hurricanes: The Surprising History of a Really Bad Idea On October 11, 1961, the head of the U.S. Enters from the east side of the map, wanders around the Atlantic Ocean in a . Far more than a book for geeks, WHAT IF: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions explains the laws of science in operation in a way that every intelligent reader will enjoy and feel much the smarter for having read. The nuclear explosion at the Marshall Islands-which irradiated . If your cells suddenly lost the power to divide, how long would you survive? And if the great man took the great axe, We were both (luckily) amazed and surprised and I have often wondered what the odds are for something like that happening. What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be? It's certainly the farthest from Earth we know about. It includes this rather How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. But spiders are a lot more scary. Obviously, the answer is to nuke them when they are still small and not an issue. Pin it to the stack. Even the mightiest hurricane begins life as a much smaller storm. If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back? What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. (including inside apartments). Sugar: 19 The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes. The hole fills in, with huge columns of steam and great What if you strapped C4 to a boomerang? Before these massive storms had names and categories, they were still wreaking havoc. water above bulges up, though only slightly, over a large area. How would the Earth change as the water is being drained? Answer: A literal Death Star. Then from August 2014 there came several two week breaks, one in August, one in September and two in November, the last lasting three weeks into December, and on top of that the normal two weeks Christmas break. What would happen if the Moon were replaced with an equivalently-massed black hole? What if you tried to stop rain with a laser that targeted and vaporized each incoming droplet before it could come within ten feet of the ground? turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. It is the 2nd book published by Randall. What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one-way mirror glass? This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world? Printing $100 bills 24/7 for a year can make you about $200 million per year. From here on standard release day was Thursday. The larger fish tended to be stunned for slightly longer because of their larger surface area but I don't imagine this relationship would be maintained for very large animals. How strong, compared to a regular cup of tea, would the lake tea be? e.g. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). A hurricane can release the amount of energy in a 10-megaton nuke every 20 minutes, the NOAA article says. Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation. What if a rainstorm dropped all of its water in a single giant drop? NOAA, who are so obviously at the end of their rope on this subject, explained how radioactive fallout making it to land after we nuke a hurricane is less than ideal. 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