], Demoman: "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. "Oh no, I hope this scary wizard doesn't guess my card. "Wizard! Moreover, he's an obvious baseball fan, given his baseball cap, bat, and sports . Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. Each class is distinct in looks, personality, and accent, and has a set of weapons and equipment unique to them. [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! ", "Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots! Alternatively, the Demoman (in this regard as the Demoknight) can specialize in melee combat, dotting a shield, a longsword or whatever, and maybe some boots to speed him up. ", "I don't think they saw that one comin'! twitch chat click to copypasta May 2019 I used to be a real ad More Copypastas There is no "random number generator" in any games 6 twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? Let's go! We'll see about that! Presto, you're dead! "Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_references_(Demoman)&oldid=2883325, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. The Eyelander is a reference, both in name and design, to the film Highlander; specifically the character of Connor McLeod (last of the clan McLeod). Standing on enemy control point. ], Demoman: "Not one of ya's gonna' survive this. The Demoman's Bottle is branded "XXX"; this typically means strong Moonshine, an illegaly-brewed beverage. This does not include voice responses or voice commands. Unlike the Demoman, he elected to be fitted with a glass eye. ", "What's the matter, hippie? In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". On account of his lack of an eye, and blood heritage, he considers himself something of a Last of His Kind. ", "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse! "Merasmus! ", "We cannot let these maggots beat us again! ", "I've been saving the good scrumpy for Competitive Mode! ", "What rank up gets me eye back, do you think? According to Valve's official Demoman description, his obsession with finding Nessie and explosives "cost his set" of parents. The TF2 gang are clear favourites among folks making these edits, and I'd be surprised if the Source Filmmaker scene doesn't go hog-wild plugging AI-generated lines into their vids. twitchquotes: Bruh wharf if, if the spy fromb tf2 disguised himself as demoman to get an N-word word pass. Funnily enough, the Demoknight style can be very useful against enemy players, but unless you forgo the shoes in favor of having a grenade launcher, it makes you very vulnerable to sentries. In "Expiration Date," he gets a fork launched into his eyesocket. He also acts as Heavy, Demoman and Monoculus in Team Fortress 2. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. Such as: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" -domination line. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. As the Demoman says, it is a highly volatile substance and can spontaneously combust if not handled carefully. ", "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife. ", "Are we done? The Demoman has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. Ullapool is a small town in the Scottish Highlands. You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. ", "This Demoman needs an eye, wizard! Think About Sensible haircuts! (said differently than the above) - upon resurrection with a Reanimator."Freeeedooooom!" "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby? A nine iron is a type of golf club. Tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead. The Demoman is so dependent on alcohol that his body has developed the ability to ferment it from his own bone marrow in times where he can't get access to anything to drink. ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! There are countless tales of accidents and even deaths during production runs of Macbeth. [sotto voce] But you're a good man and I love you. ", "Abra Kadabra! This page was last edited on 11 July 2021, at 11:32. ", "You worthless lady-bots get back here and fight! [Sotto voce] "I cherish these moments we spend together. The archaic spelling "cyder" is sometimes used, but as a marketing ploy rather than authentic usage. [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. ", "I am going to haunt your ass with my foot! In the film, when one immortal decapitates another, he acquires the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill, similarly to how the Eyelander works in the game. The description is a reference to Bob Marley and the Wailers' song "Three Little Birds". The Demoman bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: The Demoman puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, trying to visualize the scene in front of him in a frame or a screen. The Demoman then winds up his arm twice before punching the other player's fist. ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. Offense Classes The Scout The Soldier The Pyro Defense Classes The Demoman Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. Yours will do just fine. Ever since the first showing of Macbeth, it has been alleged that speaking the play's name aloud is unlucky. As fun as it is to smack someone with a grenade and blow up everyone around him, 9 times out of 10, Demomen are better off using means that DON'T involve themselves blowing up as well. This is modeled after the mask worn by the nomads in the game From Dust. ", [The Heavy notices the sticky bombs around the door frame, and his expression changes from smugness to one of shock. ", "This is my rifle, this is my gun! And if a piece of fabric can do it, "Everyone, take a knee! ], Demoman: "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch and kablooie! Patton never lost! This is, At one point, he gets absolutely furious at the Medic for being able to perform medical miracles (or/and abominations against nature), yet seems to be unable to give him another eye. While waiting, he looks to his left, loses balance, falls to his right and grunts. Abandoned at birth by his parents, his talent with explosives resulted in the deaths of his adoptive parents, and his family welcomed him back in the DeGroot clan. ", "This is what God would use to shoot somebody. Quote: Who: Portal 2 Portal 2 DLC Portal 2 PTI Portal 2 Music Portal 1 Portal 1 Music Team Fortress 2 TF2 Music. Soldier: Maggots! The first line of the chorus is: It is purported to tell the story of a dead soldier who will arrive home by the "low road" before his living comrade arrives home by the "high road". Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tf2 Demoman quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. Why it sucks: Shortstop, Mad Milk (some might say it doesn't blow, but IMO candy cane does better and you can keep your pistol or bonk), Holy Mackerel is vanilla bat reskin but IMO there are way better bats (ie sandman, candy cane) 3 Gas Jockey's Gear (pyro) Requires: Attendant, Degreaser, Powerjack Effect:+10% faster move speed on wearer ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. ", "Men, you are about to become someone's new worst nightmare! . ", "Just because you won does not make you a winner! "Go home, lassie; men are fightin' here!". ", "Stand on the bloody point, ya half-wit! Doing so can leave you with barely enough health to survive the fall. Local people, and later many around the world, have affectionately referred to the animal by the diminutive "Nessie" since the 1950s. Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. "Merasmus! ", "I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum! Thus, he can defend choke points easily and can eliminate anyone in one massive blast. Meet the Demoman! Team Fortress 2 is a 2007 multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation. ", "MY GREATEST ENEMY IS DEAD! The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. The Demoman bites off the tip of a pipe grenade and dumps its contents into his mouth together with some of his scrumpy, then pulls out a lighter and spews the mix into its flame, causing a small mushroom cloud. - after killing a Soldier. I got a good feeling about this. These responses override the default responses for that category. One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] Now eat the floor and give me twenty! In my apartment. Fixes the Demoman's sticky note not drawing. The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. Now come on out so we can. And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". When the Demoman shoots his grenades at the Sentry Gun, he only shoots one grenade, but in the next shot there is another grenade that appears out of thin air. ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! ", "You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! Tf2 Soldier Quotes Tf2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Announcer Quotes Tf2 Heavy Quotes Tf2 Sniper Quotes Team Fortress 2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Engineer Quotes Tf2 Pyro Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates . RED Demoman: I got a manky eye. hah.". And now comes to my miscellaneous replies to some of your arguments. The Demoman primarily uses a grenade launcher which fires its projectiles in an parabolic arc, and whose grenades can bounce against obstacles before exploding; thus, he's the only class capable of indirect fire, dealing explosive damage without even seeing the enemy. ", "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad.". ", "This is my rank up, there are many like it, but this one is mine! Hybrid Knights; the practice of equipping a sword and shield like a Demoknight, but instead of equipping boots, the Demoman opts to keep his grenade launcher. The Loch Ness Monster is an alleged animal purportedly inhabiting Scotland's Loch Ness. ", "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it. Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! He jumps from side to side, but, The Demoman summons a guitar and plays an. A devious look comes over the Demoman's face and he runs with BLU in hot pursuit. ", "We have you surrounded, at least from this side! "Three Times a Lady" is a 1978 single by the funk and soul band The Commodores. ", "I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latrine! This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. If he is being flipped, the Demoman performs a somersault in mid-air. He was asking for directions! ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! In the film Braveheart, William Wallace shouts "Freedom!" ", "Sun Tzu said 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. ", "We've hit the top of the mountain, son! "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. See you soon. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. A crotch guard is a piece of equipment used by athletes to, quite literally, guard their crotches. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. Since all of the Demoman's non Demoknight-centered weapons (shields and boots, that is) fire projectiles, a competent Pyro with use of the airblast can completely shut down a Demoman's offense by reflecting their fired pipes back into his face, or shut down. NOOOOOOOOOOO By lehomer22 2022-01-08 09:30 69% (441) Demoman TF2 Video Kaboom Death "am drunk YOU don' have an excuse" By lehomer22 2021-11-18 11:30 82% (441) Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! ", "Buck up, lads! Hah hah ha! A Demoman simply fires a Stickybomb into the ground, runs towards it, and just as they pass it, detonate it while jumping. All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Demoman taunts page along with a description of the animation. Whoo! "Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question!" -melee battle cry. It is a disproportioned World War-era German Model 24 Stielhandgranate "potato masher" grenade, with a white Mann Co. logo stamped on the head and black wrapping tape around the stick. ", "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game. Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historical Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. "Freeeedooooom!" ", "This is my world. It's on like (falls asleep, then wakes up) Wha--? ", "'Course we won! The taunt the Demoman performs with this weapon active is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you." Dominating a Scout "Dominated, short pants!" "How's that domination feel, city boy?" "You kids today don't know how to dominate." "Less talk, more fight." "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster." "You run fast, my bullets run faster." "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game." ", "I am going to kill you, Merasmus! Kill him, he's healin' himself! "Ecky thump" is a northern English phrase that is exclaimed during a moment of surprise. ", "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles! ", "I'm gonna break my foot off in this tie's ass! ", "We give up, Merasmus! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! View Page. ", "Hup, all right, here we go! In "Blood in the Water", the Demoman shows a rather contemptuous attitude towards the Sniper and his parents' lodgings. He is also known for his role as Juan Snchez Villa-Lobos Ramrez in the film Highlander. Tam o' Shanter hats are named after a character in a poem written by Scottish author Robert Burns in 1790. "This is my world. ", "What's that, brain maggot? A narcissistic braggart with an ego the size of the Soviet Union, Scout is always ready to hype himself up with overly-inflated praises and trash-talk his enemies. The kilt is a traditional knee-length garment originating in 16th Century Scotland. ", "Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. Popular Original Order Random. In-game, the Demoman is a highly versatile class that fares well at close-to-medium range with attacks that deal area of effect damage. Eye." "I HAD ME GOOD EYE ON YE THE WHOLE TIME!" "Bloody hell." ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! ], Demoman: "I got a manky eye. ", "Come on out, Merasmus. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. This is reciprocated by Sniper, Seems like nothing but a drunken wreck on the surface, but Demoman greatly puts value on honor. That's it, there's go, ho ho! I think this might be a mercy killing! "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! ", "It's on! Demoman 2 yr. ago It get sad when I hear it now 2 Yourboy_thatguy 2 yr. ago I'm more of a digital love guy myself but yeah robot rock's pretty good too. "You've brought shame on yer people, ya mumblin' devil. ", "Aww, six wee baby lambs come to slaughter! I was just getting warmed up! Join Login. The Demoman steps aside and points forward as a wheel-mounted cannon comes out of the ground, which he proceeds to mount and ride around. TF2 Domination Quotes Paul Hikari 6.23K subscribers Subscribe 19K Share Save 923K views 11 years ago This has probably been done already, but here's a compilation of everyone's domination. Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! Why nobody use this meme? ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants! ", "You kids today don't know how to dominate. ", "The student has become the one-eyed master, ya fancy perfume catalog! Take your voodoo back to Canada! Fixed a server crash caused by the Demoman's taunt kill. ", "Any of you think yer better 'n me, you're gon' have another thing", "Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. Hasta gazpacho! Well, half out. There are many unicorns like me, but, "I am the prettiest unicorn! Combining it with sticky or grenade jumping, Scouts are agile, making Demoman's projectile weapons harder to use and his, Pyros are the soft counter to Demo: a good Pyro can flank and get too close for the Demoman to deal with, much like the Scout, and their close range damage is even more devastating than the Scattergun. The Scottish Resistance can guard multiple entry points to make approaching always unsafe, set up and manage distinct sticky traps, disarm enemy Demomen's stickies, or even just for direct combat if they are very good with predicting their target's movements. [Speaking normally] You do. ", "DOMINATED!" ", "Oh, they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya! The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!" ", [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro. There are many sources, including games, movies, and music; even jokes that have developed within the game and its community have been included. The description is a reference to The Bible, Exodus 22:18, which is often translated as "Suffer not a witch to live", referring to the Puritans and their practice of executing those accused of witchcraft. He is frequently referred to as the Scottish Robin Hood, and is the namesake of the Rob Roy cocktail. Now put down those socks and let's get to work! Some men gave more than some. sticky-jump towards a Sniper's perch to try and deal with them personally. 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